How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM…
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it
sayyouloveme-evenifitsnottrue:
so i’m answering to the weirdest question i’ve ever been asked. and not just once, but like THREE OR FOUR TIMES.
(excuse my gross face it’s just that “i’m tired and it’s wintuh”)
Omfg. Her accent. Can I have it?? I sound boring and…. well.. American. Because you know, I live in the USA and I’m from here.. sooo uhhhh yeah. Kay. Bye. :P
HAHAHAH WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT MY ACCENT IT’S THE LAMEST THING EVER
thank u tho oh my god
Irene’s accent > life
‘hey im dannii and im english and i like to pretend i like peoples lame accents bc my accent is gorgeous and i know it so i like to hurt people ha ha ha suck my english dick u cunts’
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
mitosis
i want to die
(Source: bobbymoynihan)